New Serna Baby

Another Poo-Machine Family Addition

Say hello to your furry new cousin, Diego!

HAHAHA, you silly little boy, that’s a puppy, not a cousin. Grant you, he does poo a lot, drool a lot, and lacks all sorts of coordination, but I assure you, he is a puppy. Here’s a cousin. You’re so naïve.

But then, you’re supposed to be. Your being right now is almost the definition of naïveté. In addition to his ability to create unbelievable amounts of poo and drool, you also share with Diego this lack of worldly knowledge and experience. You’re both bestowed with a certain amount of innocence and openness to learn and adapt and become a part of this world you’re coming into. But Diego will forever live in the now, his memories and experiences only seasoning his moment to moment existence. You, on the other hand, are like some sort of super sponge that absorbs and absorbs but never gets squeezed out.

It’s kinda crazy that even holding you and playing with you while you’re so young you won’t even remember will partially shape and mold the boy and man you will someday become. I know, I better not screw that up, eh? Lucky for us your ability to adapt can even compensate for my screw-ups.

Despite not being a cousin, I am looking forward to the two of you playing together, ’cause every little boy needs a dog in his life.